Turtle Head

Turtle Head always did like his chili fries. When he went on vacations to high class places, he always embarrassed his wife and children by asking if the place served chili fries. He figured that, making as much money as he did, and coming from where he had, he was entitled to get a rise out of snot-nosed little punks weilding trays of espressos with lemon rind on the side.
Turtle had made his fortune in portable toilets, starting out as a port o john janitor, then buying a couple of them to rent out to people for family reunions and block parties and things, then moving on to gathering a whole fleet of them and landing some very key deals with people from the Olympics committee and places like that. His children were horrified when the other kids at their fancy prep school would make fun of them by calling them "turd burglars" and ask whether they were eating a poop sandwich at lunch each day.